

Wednesday. 8:00. We wake up, and prepare to fly to Cebu, an island located in the middle of the Philippine Island chain. It is known as the oldest established city in the Philippines. Magellan, in his exploration of the Earth, landed on Cebu at one point to scout the area for future colonization in the name of Spain. Unfortunately, his ass got expired by
Lapu Lapu, a local Filipino with a taste of independence in his mouth. (He is now heralded as the Philippines' first hero).
We flew on Cebu Pacific, a local airline. Seats were comfy, flight attendants super nice, airport friggin ghetto and scary. The flight was a measly hour in duration.

Upon arrival, we sort out our hotel for the night, and take off in a van driven by a Cebuano named Edgar. He takes us on a tour of the sites in Cebu City, including a crucifix that Magellan had planted, an old fort, and the site where Magellan was offed.
Afterwards, we head to our hotel, Montebello, which sits in the northern part of Cebu City. Quite relaxing in its lay out and decor, and very open.

There was a beautiful pool, with a garden and a 'lovers bridge' on the perimeter. We eat at the hotel restaurant, and for dinner, we hit a local Korean joint. Apparently, the quantity of Koreans visiting Cebu as a tourist jaunt has grown somewhat substantially over the last few years.
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Segue to the next morning, which kicks off promptly at a painful 5:30 AM (I had problems getting to sleep). We check out and head to our ferry, which will bring us to the lovely island of Bohol. Known for its world class beaches and somewhat rustic appeal, it was one of my mother's main motivations for bringing me back to Asia. The ferry trip lasted about 2 hours. We hit shore in Tagbilaran, a city near to where our resort is based. Immediately upon leaving the dock area, we see the beautiful town on the water. The people are very friendly, and speak a pocket full of languages including Tagalog, Cebuano, English, and even Japanese and Korean.
We leave the Tagbilaran city limits and head into the countryside.

The resort is in the sticks, seriously away from all the other resorts. Awesome. The resort is called the Bohol Beach Club. In the sticks, I tell you. The drive took us through some beautiful junglistic (pun intended) countryside. Palm trees, Coconut Trees..everything trees.
Our driver brings us up the long driveway of the resort, and we step out into the lush mouth of the resort. So beautiful, it was breathtaking. White sand everywhere, and we weren't even close to the beach yet.

We check in, and walk to our room (105, if you want the nitty gritty), drop off our stuff, and run our butts back to the bar that sits on the beach. Oh yeah. I order myself the fruitiest of fruity drinks (Simmering Passion, or something cliche in that extent), which came with a free Tarsier doll. (More about tarsiers later).

After wolfing down a chicken salad sandwich, and my fruiteriffic drink, we deck out in our swimming gear and run to the beach for some quality time. Upon stepping out onto the white sheet of sand, Black Brick in hand and firing away, we find a nice hut looking umbrella thingy with 2 seats to set up camp. The beach is virtually empty! Perfect. Off comes the shirt, on comes the sunscreen. Pale is an artform that requires constant maintanence.
Running into the water, you can see what makes this area so sought after. The water is so absolutely clear, and the shades of blue as the depths increase is stunning. Starfish everywhere! They look like they have Hershey Kisses for spikes. The saltwater makes one's body so bouyant, that it takes effort to dive into it and stay on the bottom. We bask for a few hours in the lovely sun, which was actually quite barrible in its intensity, and then head to the glass bottom boatride at around 2.

The boat was complimentary, but basically they take you into the shallow corral reef area, and you can observe the teeming life through a series of glass windows on the bottom of the boat. We saw everything from giant Angel Fish to blue starfish. A huge array of sea life..stuff you only see on the Discovery Channel. Too bad neither of us are divers.

After about a half hour, the boat takes us back, and we head back to the beach for a long nap in the sun (or shade).
After about an hour, I wake up and exclaim my hunger, so we walk over to the restaurant for a cheeseburger and spaghetti. Oh, and some San Miguel Pal Pilsen, the best beer in the world as far as I'm concerned. Back in the hotel room, I notice that my inability to reach the center part of my back with sunblock has created a rectangular sunburn 'box'. I found it quite hilarious really, but as I am typing this I realize the stupidity of the issue, as it is becoming a bit painful in its presence.
More beachtime is required, at this point. Gotta squeeze the beach experience to the core. Too bad the sun in its setting creates long shadows, and long faces, since the daytime is nearly over. Right now, I am typing this out, trying to get hungry for the free buffet dinner the hotel is giving us. Bon Appetit!

oh yeah, free wifi!